{"product_id":"silly-goose-soap-holder","title":"Silly Goose Soap Holder","description":"\u003ch1\u003eSilly Goose™ Soap Holder\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA clean goose is a happy goose.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpgrade your bathroom game with this utterly ridiculous yet oddly elegant \u003cstrong\u003eSilly Goose™ Soap Holder\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether you’re team Classic White or team Banana Yellow, this goose is ready to cradle your soap like it’s the most important thing in the pond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for bathrooms, kitchens, or anywhere that needs a little honk and a whole lot of charm. It's time to let your soap sit pretty in the lap (or... tail feathers) of luxury. Add a splash of silly to your sink. 🧼🪿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause sudden giggles and unsolicited compliments from guests.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElegant ceramic goose design – classy with a side of quack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeeps your soap high and dry (no more soggy disasters!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 2 glorious goose shades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes a hilarious yet useful gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🪿 \u003cem\u003eDon’t be a dirty bird – add to cart now!\u003c\/em\u003e 🧼\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/17013024\/1730174215866421248.jpg\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Silly Goose Store","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":46715546108081,"sku":"CJYD190996601AZ","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":46715546140849,"sku":"CJYD190996602BY","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/7576\/9009\/files\/15c0a972-4bc9-46e1-a5a1-164c7959896c.jpg?v=1773697408","url":"https:\/\/sillygoosestores.com\/products\/silly-goose-soap-holder","provider":"Silly Goose Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}